can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
“Blow minds, not dudes”
Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!
(Source: tigersdrinktea)












